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Drive-thru Order
View Full (8)Sunny
Welcome to Taco Bell! Can I take your order today?
Goldberg Ryan
Uh... yeah. Lemme get... wait, what's a Crunchwrap again?
Sunny
Ooh, great choice! It’s our signature tostada shell layered with seasoned beef, warm nacho cheese, and all the fixings! Want to make it a combo?
Goldberg Ryan
Uh, sure. Whatever. Is it... does that come with, like, a drink?
Sunny
Absolutely! You can pick any fountain drink to go with those delicious fries—would you like a Baja Blast to make it a total Taco Bell experience?
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Drop Zone K-17
View Full (26)Reggie
Scene: “Drop Zone K-17”
Reggie
[Interior – Terran Dropship – Atmospheric Entry]
Reggie
The hull rattles violently as flames streak across the viewport. Red warning lights pulse. Marines sit strapped in, armor clanking with every jolt.
Raymond
(over comms) We’re burning hot! Thirty seconds to touchdown—if we don’t break apart first.
Ulrik Weber
(grizzled, calm) You heard him. Lock in, check your seals. Nobody dies on my ride today.
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Drop Zone K-17
View Full (26)Reggie
Scene: “Drop Zone K-17”
Reggie
[Interior – Terran Dropship – Atmospheric Entry]
Reggie
The hull rattles violently as flames streak across the viewport. Red warning lights pulse. Marines sit strapped in, armor clanking with every jolt.
Raymond
We’re burning hot! Thirty seconds to touchdown—if we don’t break apart first.
Ulrik Weber
You heard him. Lock in, check your seals. Nobody dies on my ride today.
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Subway Chase and Interrogation (copy)
View Full (50)Phil
EXT. NEW YORK
Phil
SERGEANT HENRY BLACKBURN runs up to a BRIDGE and jumps onto a SPEEDING SUBWAY TRAIN.
Callie
Okay, why is a military shooter opening with me tossing and tumbling all over a subway train? It's like when Speed blew up the bus too early and didn't know what to do with itself, except we seem to be doing it the other way around.
Phil
BLACKBURN boards the SUBWAY and shoots a bunch of TERRORISTS. He then encounters SOLOMON, who SUBDUES him.
Bossy Leader
You have no idea who I am or what I represent!
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Subway Chase and Interrogation (copy)
View Full (50)Phil
EXT. NEW YORK
Phil
SERGEANT HENRY BLACKBURN runs up to a BRIDGE and jumps onto a SPEEDING SUBWAY TRAIN.
Callie
Okay, why is a military shooter opening with me tossing and tumbling all over a subway train? It's like when Speed blew up the bus too early and didn't know what to do with itself, except we seem to be doing it the other way around.
Phil
BLACKBURN boards the SUBWAY and shoots a bunch of TERRORISTS. He then encounters SOLOMON, who SUBDUES him.
Bossy Leader
You have no idea who I am or what I represent!
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Subway Chase and Interrogation
View Full (50)Phil
EXT. NEW YORK
Phil
SERGEANT HENRY BLACKBURN runs up to a BRIDGE and jumps onto a SPEEDING SUBWAY TRAIN.
Callie
Okay, why is a military shooter opening with me tossing and tumbling all over a subway train? It's like when Speed blew up the bus too early and didn't know what to do with itself, except we seem to be doing it the other way around.
Phil
BLACKBURN boards the SUBWAY and shoots a bunch of TERRORISTS. He then encounters SOLOMON, who SUBDUES him.
Bossy Leader
You have no idea who I am or what I represent!
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